#swoon

Me: Leap Day is also Women's Privilege Day in Ireland. That's when women can ask men to marry them. Apparently asking for a guy's hand is a privilege.

Andy: It is!

Me: Whatever. Will you marry me?

Andy: We're already married.

Me: Well, would you marry me again?

Andy: We already did it twice so, we're like married squared.

Me: ...

Andy: (long pause) I guess if we weren't already married, sure, I'd probably marry you again.

Me: You are such a romantic.